Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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