you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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