Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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