Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
How drunk are you?
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