woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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