..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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