all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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