break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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