2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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