I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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