would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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