Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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