I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Randomize
