I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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