Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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