im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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