guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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