No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
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