Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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