The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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