What a fucking waste of an outfit
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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