youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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