just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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