Where did you get a picture of my penis
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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