you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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