Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Success! We fucked roommates!
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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