Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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