I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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