He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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