I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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