I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
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