Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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