Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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