Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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