Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
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