My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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