yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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