a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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