One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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