i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Randomize
