Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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