Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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