We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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