Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
you made out with another girl for some wings
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