I wish life had little blips of pornography
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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