I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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