you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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