no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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