i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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