Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Randomize